Chatur Video, 3 Idiots Speech

Chamatkaar pe Chamatkaar..
haaa..haaa
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Here we present an awesome speech from the movie which is a very important part to its rating. Hope you like it!

Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam? Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk? Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam? Surr surri praan gatakam.

CHATUR'S SPEECH : MUST READ (3 IDIOTS)

The one who has seen 3 Idiots, please enjoy..........

chatur lingam's speech in3 idiots

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya ...atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R
Dtripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare
[pyare]sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] ...aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo
[bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf
[sirf]ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra
buddhe
..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar
[balaatkaar] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege
[rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal
mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai ...inhone kadi tapaasya se apne
aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna
istemaal koi
inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ....

aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge
..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge
waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge ...dika [dikha] denge
sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar
ke
kisi chaatro mein nahiii ....No other chaatra No other chaatra.

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski
hamein
sakht zaroorat thi ...sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai
..sab
chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai ...aapne apna stun is balatkari
purush
ke
haat mein diya hai...ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai.

Sanskrit Shlok

Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam...Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk ...Ghanisthah
thud thudi paadam...Surr surri praan gatakam………………!!!!!!!!!$$$$$$ $$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does the sanskrit shlok mean?!

Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam- The first fart is like the sound of a motor vehicle...
Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk- The second fart stutters like the sound of a train.
Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam- The third one is like the siren of an ambulance.
Surr surri praan gatakam- But, the fourth one is a silent killer...

So Good Yar.....

What is the meaning of silencer's balatkar speech?

Excuse Me.... I actually saw the film... but only understood a few parts.... In this speech I had a translator explaining it but it was not that funny... Can anyone translate it literally (even if it is not grammatically correct) for the benefit of those who do not know Hindi ?

The slok basically explains his farts :P.

Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam- The first fart is like the sound of a motor vehicle...
Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk- The second fart stutters like the sound of a train.
Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam- The third one is like the siren of an ambulance.
Surr surri praan gatakam- But, the fourth one is a silent killer...

That's roughly what the translation sounds like!

as soul is to body in the same way the chamatkar scene is to 3 idiots

Just concentrate on his name Chatur Lingam

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Can anyone describe me the word SSTUNNN in chatur's speech???
If complete speech translation available then please post ker dain. Ye aap ka bohat bara "Balaatkaar" hoga